A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Axel Braun launched his epic porn parody empire with this 2012 Vivid mega-production – the highest-selling adult parody of its time, blending faithful Star Wars homage with high-budget effects and relentless hardcore action.
Parody master Axel Braun swings for the fences in Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, recreating Episode IV beats with surprising accuracy: droids on Tatooine, stormtrooper raids, Death Star escapes, and lightsaber duels – all while delivering his geek-loving polish through detailed costumes, practical sets, and fun FX that make it feel legit.
Allie Haze shines as a captivating Princess Leia (iconic buns and all), Seth Gamble brings earnest farmboy energy as Luke, Rocco Reed smirks as cocky Han Solo, Lexington Steele towers as a commanding Darth Vader, and the massive supporting cast includes Aiden Ashley, Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, Chi Chi LaRue (as C-3PO!), and legends like Tom Byron and Kylie Ireland in cameo roles.
The plot stays remarkably close to the original while making room for the heat: Leia submits to Vader’s dark side persuasion in a taboo interracial opener, stormtrooper fantasies unfold, Obi-Wan teaches Luke some “force” tricks, and the highlights include a wild multi-performer orgy on the Death Star that’s pure chaotic fun.
Sex scenes are varied and intense – blowjobs in the cockpit, doggy on the Millennium Falcon, facials in zero gravity – with strong chemistry and no skimping on the explicit. Over 2.5 hours plus a non-sex version, BTS, and extras make this a packed double-disc winner that swept awards (Best Parody, Best Director, etc.) for good reason.
May the farce be with you – this remains one of Braun’s most ambitious and entertaining parodies. Essential for Star Wars geeks with a dirty mind.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 5/5 stars.
Chapters
Allie Haze Sucks the Massive Cock of Stud Lexington Steele
17 min Starring: Allie Haze Lexington Steele
Brunette Beauty Jennifer White Enjoys the Big Dick of Stud Tom Byron
18 min Starring: Jennifer White Tom Byron
Gorgeous Women Aiden Ashley and Kimberly Kane Get It On
38 min Starring: Kimberly Kane Aiden Ashley Derrick Pierce Danny Wylde
Brandy Aniston and Eve Lawrence Enjoy a Big Cock Together
32 min Starring: Eve Lawrence Brandy Aniston
Allie Haze Enjoys Two Big Cocks at Once
41 min Starring: Allie Haze Rocco Reed Seth Gamble
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